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It’s a new year for DG, and it promises to be a big one, so it’s time to set some New Year’s Resolutions.
- Land a kickass distribution deal for “The Gamers: Dorkness Rising” that satisfies our loyal and wonderfully patient fans.
- Completely redesign the DG website to clear out the last lingering vestiges of 1998.
- Launch the DG Group Blog in a desperate attempt at more frequent site updates.
- Cause rioting as hordes of gamers step over each other in a mad rush to be the first to own “Demon Hunters: The Role Playing Game.”
- Film something. Anything, really. We’re not picky. Personally, I’ve got a stack of Syphillitic Ninja Vampires sketches that I’d like to see get made.*hint hint*
- Continue to work on and maybe even finish some awesome secret projects that you people don’t even know about yet. Seriously. They’re awesome. Secretly awesome!
So Happy New Year folks! And stick around, 2008 is looking like a good year for us. Except for the riots. Those poor, pasty white bastards!

