Archive for June, 2001

This just in!

We’ve just received an update on the alleged murder of DG member Nathan Rice last night. The coroner has apparently announced that the body found in the secret underground lair was in fact NOT that of Nathan Rice. Rather, the body was that of Nathan’s identical cousin, Cathy, who had arrived in Tacoma recently from [...]

June 24th, 2001 by HerrDoktor

Thrax is back…

In a secret lair, deep within the earth, nine members of Dead Gentlemen Productions met last night to bring back our wayward Duamerthrax the only way we know how…VIRGIN SACRIFICE!! Binding the demon to our will, we then loaded him down with the Ask Duamerthrax letters we had received and told him to get to [...]

June 23rd, 2001 by HerrDoktor

Alternative Space or Space Hamsters?: You Decide!

“We cannot emigrate to cyberspace until we accept the inherent irrationality of any model that can succeed in fooling our brain into thinking it is an alternative space.” David Porush

June 22nd, 2001 by Ben Dobyns

Stupid fine print…

Well, I’m obviously NOT at Six Flags. Funny story really, in a “Ha ha the webmaster said he was going to Six Flags but didn’t get to” kind of way. You see, a friend of mine is home for 2 weeks from the US Naval Academy. Since he lives in Maryland, that’s where he purchased [...]

June 21st, 2001 by HerrDoktor

No news is good news…

Well, there was going to be a big update today with the opening of a new section dedicated to the various short films that DGP is currently producing. Instead of all that though, I’m going to go to bed and get up early tomorrow to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain! For free! So, don’t [...]

June 20th, 2001 by HerrDoktor