Archive for September, 2001

DG in Mourning

I would like to apologize for the lack of updates this week. All of us at Dead Gentlemen were hit hard by the recent terrorist attacks, especially those of us who have friends and relatives who are still missing. Our prayers and hopes go out to everybody who is suffering, be they American [...]

September 17th, 2001 by Ben Dobyns

This just in…

Retraction: Two days ago, this publication mistakenly insinuated that Matt Shimkus engaged in sexual congress with farm animals, and had contracted a venereal disease in this manner. Upon reading his bio page, however, we found this to be completely incorrect. We apologize profusely for any emotional distress this may have caused Mister Shimkus. Again, Matt [...]

September 6th, 2001 by HerrDoktor

Notimeforspacesgottasleep

Quick update tonight. First of all, new Ask Duamerthrax, bringing the grand total up to 96. We’re getting close, keep sending in your questions.
In other news, the DG member bios I posted last night have been redesigned in what may or may not be the new design for the site, depending on your feedback. If [...]

September 4th, 2001 by HerrDoktor

Did I say “Tomorrow”? Oops…

Well, better late than never.
Before I give you your new Ask Duamerthrax column, I must shamelessly beg you yet again to send in your questions for the 100th Ask Duamerthrax column. We’re only five columns away, and there’s no winner in sight yet. For the love of God, people, I’m GIVING AWAY stuff here! The [...]

September 3rd, 2001 by HerrDoktor

Squishing bugs left and right, just call me the Exterminator!

I’ve got most of the bugs in the forums worked out. You’ll still see double posts in most of the forums, but I’m sick of deleting them, so you’ll just have to wait. And DON’T POST IN FORUMS WITH “Guest” POSTS IN THEM! YOUR POSTS IN THOSE FORUMS WILL BE DELETED! For anyone who was [...]

September 1st, 2001 by HerrDoktor