Greetings, and welcome to a very special “Limited Edition” of the DGP News Update! Dead Gentlemen Productions: Bringing you the best in independent filmmaking…for a limited time! So, have I piqued your interest yet? Are you wondering just what the hell I’m talking about? As well you should, because today’s update is devoted to Limited [...]
The following is a verbatim conversation I had this evening:
Newscaster: The high tomorrow will be 78 for Riverside.
Me: Ugh!
Friend: What? I thought you liked COLD WEATHER?
God I hate Californians.
In other news, these steins ain’t gonna buy themselves! Need I remind you that these are a Limited Edition!? We can only get these until January 1st, [...]
Greetings one and all, Herr Doktor has returned! I want to apologize to you all for my prolonged absence. I won’t go into details, suffice to say that she really did look 18. It’s so hard to tell with monkeys though, isn’t it?
On to new business. In a pathetic attempt to win back your favor, [...]
