Haiku: The Epilogue
A thousand pardons.
Had my ass handed to me.
Dwam-ur-thrax it is.
Archive for March, 2002
Haiku Madness: Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know!
Mysterious Fan
Too many syllables are
In your second line
Haiku Continued…
Today, the Dead Gentlemen bring you a haiku by a fan who hides in the shadows, unseen, unknown, but occasionally heard.
Chris screams like a girl.
Duamerthrax hates mint a lot.
Boy, this haiku sucks.
The Mysterious Fan
Voting Procedure
Ok, who voted for 0%? Now none of us will ever win! We at Dead Gentlemen are very saddened by how the desire to be right has destroyed any chance of being right. We repeat, it is only by putting away your knowledge of the truth that the truth itself can shine […]
DG Poll Concludes: Best Picture Upset!
In an unexpected twist, Rush Hour 2 came home yesterday with the best picture of the year award. Locked into a fierce competition with cinematic contenders like Pearl Harbor and Planet of the Apes, Rush managed to pull ahead at the last minute with 43% of the popular vote. The Mummy Returns, more […]
