And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight: “Beer Me!”
Merry Christmas all! The DGP website has been fairly inactive as of late, but we’re back with a vengance! Have we ever got a load of Christmas presents for you today!
Our regular readers will recall that last year around this time, we received a special delivery from North Pole Central, containing three letters to Santa Claus from members of Chapter Omega Thirteen of the Brotherhood of the Celestial Torch. Evidently, a disgruntled elf has been leaking such letters to interested parties. Well, just this morning we received another package from this elf, we’ll call him “Squinky”, containing five new letters to Santa from the cast of Demon Hunters 2: Dead Camper Lake! So take a look, and see what last-second gifts to buy your favorite Hunter.
As if that weren’t enough, we’ve also got a new Hopjockey short story by the illustrious Matt Vancil. So sit back, relax, and enjoy “I’m Dreaming of a Red Christmas”.
And now, it is time for bed. I just have to leave the traditional plate of pork rinds and fifth of Jack Daniels out for Santa. Hey, don’t laugh! You think the guy doesn’t get tired of freaking milk and cookies!? Well, without further ado, Merry Christmas to all (at least the two of you who have nothing better to do on Christmas than read this webpage) and to all a good night!
