And the winner is…
By overwhelming demand, you have chosen Matt Vancil as the Dead Gentlemen you would most like to be for a day. This being said, it is my pleasure to announce that this November, Dead Gentlemen Productions, in association with Fox Television, presents “Who Wants to be Matt Vancil?”!! That’s right, five lucky contestants will engage in a battle of humor, wits, and bodily functions in a quest for the grand prize: a day spent as Matt Vancil! Who knows, it might even be YOU!
- YOU will work the Taco Time drive-thru!
- YOU will bitch about having to wear the Duamerthrax makeup!
- YOU will be kept awake at night by bizarre and never-ceasing ideas that would all make amazing films if you could just freaking afford it!
- YOU will write Demon Hunters 3, and take all the blame if it sucks!
- YOU will sleep with his wife!
So, be sure to tune in this November, when the Dead Gentlemen ask the question, “Who Wants to be Matt Vancil?” Check your local Fox affiliate for times.
