Dead Gentlemen Presents: April Agitation!

Dead Gentlemen Productions is proud to bring you its first ever intermovie combatant league tournament! Now that the excitement of collegiate basketball is over, sports fans everywhere need a new entertainment to grasp firmly on to. Well, this is for them!

Over the next month (April, for those monthly-challenged among you), Dead Gentlemen’s reporting team will bring you all the news you need to know about this highly anticipated tournament.

For now, just click on April Agitation to take a look at our combatants. Also, don’t miss our new forum topic, where everyone will have a chance to weigh in on who’s likely to be the victor. Will Duamerthrax defeat Chris? Is Doyle the Vampire any match for RM the Vampire Slayer? Will Herr Doktor build a living corpse from the bodies of the losers? Anything can happen, so stay tuned over the next month as we bring you death, carnage, and toast with the crusts cut off and that lite cucumber spread during APRIL AGITATION.

As usual, direct all inquiries to info@deadgentlemen.com and don’t forget to floss.

April 7th, 2003 by Ben Dobyns