Duamerthrax the Indestructible: Limiter of Editions!
Greetings, and welcome to a very special “Limited Edition” of the DGP News Update! Dead Gentlemen Productions: Bringing you the best in independent filmmaking…for a limited time! So, have I piqued your interest yet? Are you wondering just what the hell I’m talking about? As well you should, because today’s update is devoted to Limited Edition products now available in the DG Store!
First of all, and I’m sure you know where I’m going with this one, we have the ever so excellent “Gamers” Beer Stein that we introduced a couple of weeks ago. Available only until January 1st, 2002, so act fast on this one! It won’t be coming back!
Are you tired of waiting for the Gentlemen to finish editing DH2 so you can buy a copy? Well we are too! That’s why, for a limited time, we are offering to you, the DGFans:
Demon Hunters 2: The Official Bootleg
This is the version of DH2 that was shown in movie theaters all across…um…well…campus last Spring, in all its rough-cut glory! Each tape will be copied by hand from the original DV masters, a 2+ hour process per tape. Understandably, we’re charging a bit more than you might be used to for this unique item, due to the amount of labor involved in producing it. And just what do you get for your money? How about 2 hours and 7 minutes of Dead Gentlemen hilarity that will cease to exist after the release of DH2: Final Cut next Spring? That’s right, this product will cease to be available when Final Cut goes on sale. After that, the original screening version of DH2 will never be seen again…unless you order your copy today!
And finally, one last “Limited” item. We at Dead Gentlemen feel a responsibility to our community. That’s why, in an effort to strengthen the economy, promote holiday cheer, end racial discrimination, feed the homeless, save the whales, stop global warming and support your favorite charity, we are offering the original Demon Hunters for a limited time at the special non-denominational holiday price of just $8! That’s right folks, $8 will buy you and your loved ones the breakthrough independent feature that put Dead Gentlemen Productions on the map! Well, okay, Vancil put DGP on the map, but he did it in pen, so we can’t erase it! So, act now and get everyone on your Christmas / Hanukkah / Kwanzaa list a copy of Demon Hunters for only $8. That way we can buy a new map that Vancil hasn’t drawn all over.
