Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz!
Greetings one and all, Herr Doktor has returned! I want to apologize to you all for my prolonged absence. I won’t go into details, suffice to say that she really did look 18. It’s so hard to tell with monkeys though, isn’t it?
On to new business. In a pathetic attempt to win back your favor, I give you not one, not two, but three new, backlogged, outdated Ask Duamerthrax columns, bringing the grand total up to 99. People have been sending in questions, and ‘Thrax has been answering them, but I really don’t think any of them yet are worthy of being our extra-special 100th column. So, if you think you can knock our socks off with a question to end all questions, by all means, send it in. If not, send in a stupid question anyway. It beats not having anything at all for ‘Thrax to answer.
And finally, a special treat for you all. It is my supreme pleasure to present to you all the first piece of non-video Dead Gentlemen Merchandise. I give you, “The Gamers” Limited Edition Stein.
This special item is only available until January 1st, 2002. After that, it’s gone for good. So be sure to pick one up for all the gamers, DG fans, and dourks on your Christmas list this year.
