I live in a crappy state
The following is a verbatim conversation I had this evening:
Newscaster: The high tomorrow will be 78 for Riverside.
Me: Ugh!
Friend: What? I thought you liked COLD WEATHER?
God I hate Californians.
In other news, these steins ain’t gonna buy themselves! Need I remind you that these are a Limited Edition!? We can only get these until January 1st, so get ordering! They’re nontoxic, biodegradeable, and fun for the whole family! It’s a well known fact that it has not been disproven that the Gamers Limited Edition Stein may or may not cure cancer! Not buying a stein makes Baby Jesus cry! Joseph Mangrove of Wilmington, Virginia bought a Gamers stein and won the state lotto the next day. Oliver Trotsky of Ashburn, Texas decided not to buy a stein and was hit by a truck delivering, ironically enough, Gamers Limited Edition Steins. So, do your part to support the economy, and buy a stein today. Heck, buy two for a mating pair and you can raise all the steins you could ever want!
