Snorkling
“If there’s one thing the Dead Gentlemen do well, it’s stupid.”
But me? I don’t know. It’s like that guy from “The Muppets Take Manhattan” who said that peoples is peoples, which I take to mean that stupid is as stupid does. But I may be a cynic. Doesn’t mean I ain’t got a soul, though, you hear?
So I guess that it doesn’t matter. I’ll just keep dreaming until I can’t dream any more. Then I’ll turn into a grumpy bastard who sees the worst in everybody. Until then, though, can’t we all be friends? At least until the cows come home to the nest? Please?
–Ben
We now return you to your regularly scheduled, non-drug abusing webmaster, already in progress
–ectum!? Damn near killed him!! Get it!?
But seriously folks, we’ve got a new Ask Duamerthrax today, and I have to say, I’m disappointed in all of you. I pour my heart out asking for questions for Duamerthrax to celebrate our 100th column, and he doesn’t get a single letter! For god’s sake people, this is an Earthwalking demon we’re dealing with here! You don’t want to get him upset! Send in the questions, for the sake of all mankind!
