Summer Officially Begins: Dead Gentlemen Hide Under Rocks
Yes, with the advent of summer upon us, the fun-loving DG have elected to escape from that nasty, UV-death-sun by setting up their new headquarters underneath a pile of grungy pebbles and bits at the local abandonned quarry. Sure, we have to share with an assortment of questionable underground characters, but the space is cool, simple, and it just screams style. As one member was heard to remark to another only yesterday, “Hey, it sure beats living in Los Angeles!”
On the update side of things, the DG have begun advertising an open position in the lucrative “foot of life” branch of our organization. For a mere (and miniscule) processing fee, one lucky sucker (uh, sponsor) will be chosen to cover the “wash and scent” operation that is so central to the life of our little undertaking, here in the gorgeous Pacific Northwest.
Finally, check back often in the following weeks as we begin to make available never-before-seen outtakes, trailers, and random bits of videographic dreams in your favorite downloadable video compression formats. <insert comma here>
