YOU Hold the Fate of Ask Duamerthrax in Your Hands!
Well folks, it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Duamerthrax around these parts. Sure, I’ve had stuff to put up, but I didn’t want to waste the 100th Ask Duamerthrax column on a chintzy, everyday question. After a couple of months though, the questions slowed to a trickle, and I decided that it’s time to continue. But I was still having problems deciding which question to put up as the 100th column. But then, I had a revelation:
Make someone else do it!
That’s right folks, YOU get to decide which Ask Duamerthrax question becomes magic number 100. We’ve got 5 to choose from, but choose wisely:
- Warlock Wannabe: It’s always “sacrifice a virgin”! Like that’s easy to do anymore!
- Venture Capitalist: A theme park in Hell? How does “InfernoDisney” sound?
- Would-be Mage in Washington: Demon Summoning for Morons
- Throbbin’ in Dublin: We know what you really came here for - Deviant Sex!
- Future Soul Wrangler: So now that you’ve bought the soul, what the hell do you keep it in?
So, read the columns, then come back and vote on your favorite in the poll. Your votes will determine the order in which they are finally posted on the site. Enjoy the long-delayed columns, and keep sending your questions to the demon!
