Dear Duamerthrax,
Well, Easter has come and gone again, and I didn’t get the Easter Egg I wanted. The one I want is hidden on “The Gamers” somewhere and deals with a certain Princess. So answer this question, how do I get to that Easter
Egg?
Oh, and shake the hand of the demon who invented the concept of Easter Eggs in electronic products … and then when you’ve got a good grip, rip his freakin’ arm off, beat him with it, then shove it up his flaming cornhole, and tell him you’re just trying to activate HIS hidden Easter Egg!!!
And if it was a human invention, just let me know, and I’ll work out a way to summon you back to this plane so you can do it to the human creator. Hey, we could even film it and put it in as an Easter Egg on the next Demon Hunter movie. Ah, there is nothing like the satisfaction of sweet ironic revenge.
Wrathful Writer
Dear Wrathful,
I haven’t been able to find that Easter Egg myself. My suggestion is to hack the source code on the DVD. Or you could corner Ben Dobyns and force him to tell you. Just wave a bowl of hot, steamy polenta under his
anorexic nose and say “this shitty vegan mush is yours for a little helpy the eggy findy!”
As for the rest of your email, I can sum it up in two points.
- I don’t take requests. Sorry, baby.
- You didn’t use “ironic” correctly.
