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Dear Duamerthrax,

I was just wondering, which is your favorite Charlie's Angel?

-Waste Ting Thyme in West Virginia

 

Deer Waste,

My favorite angel would have to be Uriel. He's a Seraph in the Seventh Choir of the Heavenly Host. . . . Wait a minute. Did you mean "angel" as in "real angel," or did you mean "angel" as in "overpaid under-talented over-exposed Hollywood cunt"? I always get those two mixed up.

Duamerthrax

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