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Hi,
Since
the pole on the DGP homepage indicated you would be the
best president, would you accept and what would the text
of your acceptance speech look like? Also, which of the
other major candidates should be selected and why? I know
this is a little late, but I don't think Florida is finished
yet.
-PLU
Political Scientist
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Dear
Political Scientist,
What?
The President? This is the first I've heard of this. Who
said so? The Pole on the DGP homepage? Was it Mr. Szmytkowsky?
You can't trust that guy! Dammit, I've warned you people
about him. Now, leave me alone. This Archie Double Digest
won't read itself.
And
while I'm on the subject, that Reggie is a real asshole.
And why the Hell doesn't Archie go for Betty? She'd obviously
take better care of him than that Veronica bitch. But no,
jalopy-boy is stuck on Veronica. She must give good head.
And I think Jughead is gay.
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